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Ramblings of a Retired Mind -
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't
afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something
on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'.
I
thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and
call it "Pumping Rust."
I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got
a cat?"
Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment
application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do -- write to these men? Why
don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they
deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them
while they are taking their pictures!
I was thinking
about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming
for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
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THIRD ANNUAL REUNION - 2006
Would like to have input and info on where you want to gather in October
of 2006. The popular opinion seems to be that it should be held closer to the southern California area. A couple
possibilities are being checked out by a few of the troops. You are encouraged to check into sites and costs to bring
them to the table for consideration. We would like to keep the cost down and the fun up. If you don't give any
opinion as to where to hold it or do any research to help in the planning, then you have to keep your gripes to yourself.
No whiney-butts please.
We need to plan in advance as hotels book events WAY in advance.
To get a choice date and location we need to get on the stick now for 2006. Now, just do it (to coin a phrase)!
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